when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyway: a memoir